Translation: “Feed us, puny hooman! The itteh-bitteh-commiteh DEMANDS noms right MEOW!
My daily life at work...
Customer: I lost my cell phone charger. What do I do?
Me: Well, you should get a new one.
Customer: You can't send me a new one?
Me: Unfortunately no, we don't carry accessories at the head office.
Customer: Can I use my valued customer points?
Me: Again, unfortunately not, valued customer points can only be used to purchase phones, not accessories.
Customer: So you mean you don't want to help me?
Me: Well, sir, it's not a matter of me not wanting to help you. We just can't be held responsible of your lose.
Customer: Well you sent that charger to me with the phone, you should send me a new one now!
Me: Sir, if you purchase a TV at FutureShop and loose the remote, do you believe you could call them and ask them to send you a free one?
getoutoftherecat: kylathegreat: Stoppit. You cannot get milk out of my breasts, cat. cat. but really.
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Sex at that temperature is an extreme sport. #nuffsaid